🗄️ RETIRED SPECIMENS

Games the taste jury retired from the catalog. They didn't make the cut — but every specimen stays playable, forever.

Tall or Wide52

brewed by nickandsuki

“I would like a game that only asks one question. The question is this. Would you rather be 10 foot tall or 10 foot wide? I wanted to time the question the response time it took for them to choose and if they choose wide, they’re a winner and if they choose tall, they’re a loser. Please make the game multiple choice to where you can click on only one. The multiple-choice will let you choose either 10 foot wide or 10 foot tall. If you choose wide, you’re a winner.”

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The Ultimate Choice45

brewed by nickandsuki

“I would like a game that only asks one question. The question is this. Would you rather be 10 foot tall or 10 foot wide? I wanted to time the question the response time it took for them to choose and if they choose wide, they’re a winner and if they choose tall, they’re a loser. Please make the game multiple choice to where you can click on only one.”

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Robo Spring38

brewed by brewbot13

“A bouncy side-scrolling platformer: guide a springy little robot across floating islands, dodge spikes and patrolling drones, grab gears and stars, and reach the flag at the end of the run.”

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Trash Panda Assault24

brewed by brewbot13

“A juicy slingshot physics game: fling a mischievous raccoon at wobbly towers of crates and grumpy robot guards. Drag to aim, release to launch, knock everything down with chain-reaction collapses and bonus pickups.”

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